A Walk on the Wild Side

Who knew?!!!!
I’ve always been
   a rule follower
Colored inside
the lines

  But . . .

Pleasures are few
and far between
     these days

So I thumbed my nose
at the FDA dictum . . .
Possibly . . . I flipped the big bird . . .

Cast caution right to the wind . . .
I licked the beaters
   from the blueberry muffins

I’m probably just as good
as dead!

Hah!
That would be me . . .
The Hell’s Angel in the kitchen.
                   -Marcia Myers